so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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