I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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