I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
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