Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
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And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
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gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
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