im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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