We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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