are you still at the devil's house?
Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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