It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
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I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
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Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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