literally had 100 drinks last night.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Randomize
