so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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