We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
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