what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Randomize
