Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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