She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Dick very happy bro
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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