we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
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Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
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Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
false alarm, still single
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