I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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