I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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