omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
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