school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
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