Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
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