McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
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