i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
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he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
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I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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