I wannas sexs uuuuu
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
high people should be assigned attendants
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
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