i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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