I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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