you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
We're too hungover to prance.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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