I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
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I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
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Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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