i just google imaged poop.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
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its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Did we literally take a cab across the street
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
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And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
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