So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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