why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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