Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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