Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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