I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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