we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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