I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
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so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
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I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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