Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
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