i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
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You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
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holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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