Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
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I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
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Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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