i would punch a child for taco bell
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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