i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
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so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
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Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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