Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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