She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
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I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
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Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
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