You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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