Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
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