summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
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dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
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Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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