So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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