Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
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i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
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Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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