just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
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If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
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Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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