One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
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My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
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You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
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