About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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