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So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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