I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
I need a beard to bite.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
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