Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
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