Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
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