Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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