I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
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