what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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