Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
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I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
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He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.