He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
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That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
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summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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